Sunday, January 07, 2007

Money Missing from Exec. Branch Budget

KENNERWYCK-An anonymous tip sent to the Times and Post said that there is a sum of money missing from the Executive Branch's budget. The Times and Post requested records, and our investigators discovered that a total of K$8,532,955 is placed under the category of 'misc.' Further records show that this expenditure has been steady since January of 2006. When asked where the money has been going, Executive Branch CFO James Parlin said, "I am not at liberty to disclose that information, and doing so would be detrimental to the honor, er, security of the, er, nation."
Our investigators are currently working on finding where this money has gone.

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